I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’
Chris Rock (via lamaracuya)
lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you
once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back
Do you know the damage you have done
Listen to Arctic Monkeys, and you will be saved.
The Bible (via alexturneer)
I was half in love with her by the time I sat down. That’s the stupid thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you half fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (via thelovewhisperer)